While doing round-round-Garba this evening, some questions were also doing the rounds: what is BHU? Rahul Baba’s Berkeley Harvard University? No, Banaras Hindu University. Where is Banaras Hindu University? Varanasi. Where is Varanasi? Uttar Pradesh. Who is the MP from Varanasi? PM. What does the PM do? He fasts for 9-days during Navratri. Why does he fast? To seek blessings of Ambe Maa. Were women beaten up in the BHU campus during Navratri? Maybe, but the incident was polit...ically motivated; they were women, not Ambe Maa. Jasodaben is a Goddess? Yes, she was Lord Krishna’s mother. Now, what will PM do in BHU? He will be Maun Mohan. But will he Singh? Probably not. Is Yogi breathing Gorakhpur and Fatehpur oxygen? Yes, in fact, his track record with oxygen cylinders is so impressive that he is likely to be the next Indian representative at the Paris climate summit. But what will Yogi do in Paris? Don’t know, maybe ooh la la?! 😂😂😂 #LathiDischarge #KahinNaariPeSakhtiKahinMataKiBhakti