Friday, 15th September 2017. Season: Monsoon. Weather: Summer. Forecast: Rain. Reality: Bullet Train. Temperature, estimated: 30-degree-C. Temperature, actual: 40-degree-C. Whatdya think, will 16th September be cool? After all, humne ozone layer mein itne holes kar diye hain ki almighty God bhi confused hai ki hawa kahaan se de aur paani kahaan se. #ThodiHawaAaneDe #TipTipBarsaPaaniKahinNahin