Given the fact that there were 3 derailments in one day, can the Minister let me know if the 1-lakh-crore bullet train will also go offtrack and take the National Highway to Ahmedabad for the remaining leg of its journey? If that’s the case, then I will drive down instead. Also, in backdrop of the number of train accidents, does it help to have a bullet train or a bullet crane? On a related note, since the commercial capital of India becomes another Arabian Sea every monsoon, will the 3600-crore statue still be built in the Arabian Sea? I mean, might be better to build it in the Indian Ocean or the Pacific or the Atlantic Ocean; atleast then the visitors can distinguish the real from the statue and the ocean from the sea! #AbKiBaarStatueStatueKhelteHainYaar #UlluBharPaani #TipTipBarsaPaaniPaaniNeVaatLagayi