Kya sight hogi na woh? Imagine two trains approaching Thane railway station: one costing 1-lakh-crore, the other about 100-crore. One from Japan, the other from Kapurthala. One, air-condition, the other scare condition. One, with passengers ensconced inside eating roasted almonds discussing real estate, Ahmedabad Shatabdi, cheap flights to Ahmedabad, jewellery, suits, stock markets and vacations in America. The other carrying passengers hanging inside, outside, on-the-roof and in-between compartments screaming at one another, “chalo andar, dhakka maro”. Of course, while both trains will share a common destiny during monsoon, the advantage that the 1-lakh-crore train will have over its counterpart lies in the announcement: please keep away from edge of platform number 4, a bullet train will pass through shortly! #WohDekhBulletTrainJaareliHai #AhmedabadKaunseSideAayega #BhaisaabVirarUtarnaHai