Today, Nawaz Sharif must have laughed after a long time since his Panama case conviction. Reason? The Home Minister of my country made a statement, “we will force Pakistan to stop cross-border firing”; yes, it takes courage to make a statement like that. But then, even a kindergarten kid who should not attend Ryan International School in Gurugram can make similar statements when he is surrounded by 500 black cat commandos, 5000 policemen and a battalion of armed security forces in his compound sufficient to cover Planet Earth. What’s more, the kid and the Home Minister are both aware that the *closest* that they can ever get to Pakistan in Kashmir is the air-conditioned Government Guest House. Now, Nawaz Sharif has stopped laughing. Why? Because he is trying to understand why the price of petrol in India has peaked to 80-rupees-a-litre when International fuel prices are at their lowest per barrel. In fact, he is also calling his cronies in America, Afghanistan, North Korea and China to check if they have blown up any oil barrels yet?!  #AbKiBaarStatementMaarteHainYaar #DumHaiTohGoliKhila