PM: Amit, you know why *I* am the Prime Minister? Because, I never make mistakes, ever. Amit: Agreed, Sir. PM: But then, I think I made a mistake. Amit: really? PM: we should have packed off Yashwantji in our party’s “Margdarshak Bundle” alongwith the other 3 veterans. Amit: hmm, but why? PM: isn’t Yashwant making allegations against us? Amit: don’t worry, his article will fade with time. 2019 is far away and we shall credit the economy’s downward spiral to Rahul, Mallya, Aad...har and something technical. PM: quick, because I have a burning feeling. Amit: what is that? PM: it’s a *burning feeling* as though a bullet train is passing through Godhra. Amit: wait, ever heard of *Huge Hefner*? PM: Huge? And Hefner? Who are they? Amit: ah, *Huge Hefner* is the owner of Playboy. PM: so, what about him? Amit: He is dead. Now, let me call photoshopper Smritiben and collect a few photos. Just wait for tomorrow morning headlines: Honeypreet escapes from Baba’s cave and found hiding in Playboy Mansion! PM: Amit, you are a genius; Dabur Chyawanprash? Amit: no Narendrabhai, pure technical intelligence! #AbKiBaarGhumaoYaar #ItIsHughHefner #OfWitAndDimwit