The ATM. The ATM gives us money, Anytime Money. There are different types of ATMs: a few with some dhan, others with no dhan, minions with Jan Dhan and a few with counterfeit ban dhan. There are also ATMs that eject kala dhan.  These are highly-secured and tax-free with servers and passwords stored in the depths of Panama (not canal), heights of Swiss Alps, exotic locales of Maldives, Jalsa of Juhu, Vittal’s Mallya Road, Sahara’s Aamby Valley, Poes’ Garden, Dilli’s Commonwealth and coal mines of Chhatisgarh, etc. And then, there are tax-levying ATMs for commoners like me: transaction tax, balance-check tax, etc. The day is not far when there’d be a tax on entering an ATM, looking at an ATM, passing-by an ATM, speaking of an ATM and even dreaming about an ATM. Taxes, but why? Is it because of a 7% growth in Growing Domestic Poverty? 700% growth in election expenditure? People bathing with their raincoats ON? Very confusing Ecocomics yaar: money hai toh sunny hai, nahin hai toh sirf chavanni hai! #AbKiBaarVaatLagaYaar