Congratulations, Mr.Prime Minister. The 8 November 2016 decision seems to have worked, atleast partially. Else, how does one explain the use of slippers by an MP from Osmanabad to assault a 60-year old airport staff member? If you had not demonetized the economy, then perhaps he would have used shoes? Imagine being assaulted with shoes! O my God, and if the brand was Red Tape? Pure leather? Kya PETA, uff! Top it all, the symbol of his party is a Tiger that bites. What do you think, the MP assaulted the 60-year staff member to protest the 60-year misrule of your predecessors? And he assaulted him with slippers 25 times as a fitting tribute to your 25-year alliance with his party in BrihanMumbai Mahanagar Palika? Not sure, why he kept the plane on-hold for 30-minutes, though? The number just doesn’t add up. Will passengers be compensated for delays like these? Looking to introduce a Leather Slipper Cess for common passengers? Think, he might be scared of your 56-inch chest? No? Xi, Nawaz and Nepal aren't scared for sure. And, were EVMs in Osmanabad rigged such that *HE* got elected? No? Sir, EVMs? Eligible Voters’ Minds? Huh?! #AbKiBaarSlipperKiMaar