Happy Ugadi/Yugadi, Cheti Chand and Gudi Padwa, Lord. Heard you created the Universe today many millennia ago? Which means Mother Earth was a burning ball of fire then? Today, at 45-degrees-centigrade, she's getting there! It’s only March yet, the weekend and April is still 3 days away, and the rains are yet to book their June tickets for India! Ok, we cut trees and do so ruthlessly. But still, is there some way we could get more out of less, or even a little of whatever that remains? And could you be a bit liberal with your naturalized central air-conditioning? The rains are also going to be deficit this year, God? Why? You know, no? El Nino? No? Can’t say, won’t say or don’t know?! #KyaGaramSankatHai