Yaar, yeh Dilliwale khaate kya hain? Has there been a bumper crop in Dilli? They change portfolios in an hour, resign from highly sensitive Cabinet positions overnight like gully cricket,  become CM of their home State and *NEVER* think of retirement?! Top it all, one man looks after I&B, Finance and now Defense! Of course, cricketing associations and other roles are stretched responsibilities he has pre-ordained himself with! And the big boss fights panchayat, municipal, city, State, and all other elections, while looking after country’s affairs in his spare time?! It’s a country with a staff strength of 1-billion people, yaar! Can’t they reverse the “60-year-old misrule” of their predecessors and introduce a retirement age for the ruling elite? What, are they Born Vita? Or, Haar Licks? Do they never tire or retire? Or does everyone there just aspires to conspire? #AbKiBaarUmarTohDekhoYaar