Narendra: Amit, any news on the CM designate? Amit: Narendra bhai, three candidates in the fray. Narendra: how about one CM and 2 deputies? Amit: Arre waah, yes, good idea. But then, how should we divide their roles? Narendra: hmm, good question. Let me answer it on Shinzo Abe's Twitter page. Amit (confused, nonetheless): ok. Are we still building the Ram temple? Narendra: hmm, pertinent question. Let me answer it on Trump’s twitter page. Amit: fine, but what to say should people seek the CM's credentials? Narendra: what credentials? People gave us a mandate. Now, whether to select a yogi, bhogi, jogi or rogi, is upto us! Amit: ok, but still, if people insist? Narendra: tell them, he is a 5-time MP from Gorakhpur and the development there is unseen, er, unforeseen and unprecedented! And don’t forget to add G for Gorakhpur, G for Godhra and G for Gujarat! Amit: And G for Gandhi, too?! Narendra: Oh yes, thanks for reminding me; let me spin the charkha and share the photo on Rahul’s twitter page! #PhatiUttamPradesh