Sir, I am from UP. He: Aah, you are a Bhaiya. Me: Yes Sir, you can consider me your younger brother. He: Nako baba, by bhaiya I meant BHAIYA, not like Raj Bhaiya. Me: Sir, why hate me? Ram and Krishna were born in UP, too. He: They were God, I am God, while you are just an eye-pod, bitter gourd. Me: Yes Sir, No Sir, what’s your reaction to the budget, Sir? He: What budget? Just because someone sits in the Ministry, stands in the Parliament and travels in-between, does that make him Jet Li? Look at him, he isn’t even beautiful like Priyanka Gandhi! Me: Sir? Ok, and what’s your agenda for the elections? He: @$%^&, &*^%$^ and @&^%$. Me: Sir, profanity? Abusive language? He: irrespective of public position, this is *THE* language and agenda in elections these days, tone of a ditch! Me: Sir, ok, have you celebrated Valentine’s Day ever? He: Of course, though, only in private. Me: Wow, you gifting wifey a Lotus this Valentine? He: Why lotus? No way, LOTUS resembles POTUS; Donald Trump, remember? As for roses, they are red, you eat bread, violets are blue, Moody just flew, and while you flush the Swachh Bharat loo, let me dream of the skies high above you! #VotesandBanks