Astronomers and astrologers, could you please check planets and their positions that seem to be affecting the world, since November 08, 2016? I mean, land turns to water, earth to sky, Jaya can just die, and a Donald caricature gets Presidential candidature. There’s a sudden note ban just when the commoner starts to think he can. Will it help to tie a lemon at the door of the White House to ward-off immigrant eyes? What should be the length, width and diameter of the Mexican Wall? Back Home, was it rahu-ketu that made a former Indian Prime Minister bathe with the raincoat ON? And, was he bathing alone? Does this also imply that Prime Ministers watch while others are bathing? Is it a part of demonetization vigilance? When do Prime Ministers bathe when they work 18 hours a day? Is bathing the reason that Prime Ministers love the ghats of Ganga where people wash everything except themselves? Ram Teri Ganga Neeli Peeli? Which location is auspicious for construction of Ram temple? Ayodhya? Godhra? Amethi? Kala Nagar in Bandra East? Dilli? And what’s up with Chennai’s fate? Is it the recent curse of the bull? Or a magical power that has a very strong pull? How to bring about a positive change there? Change latitude? Longitude? Attitude? Huh? #DuniyaJholHai