Move over Carnegie and Khera, we have new leaders in town, and they cite the most compelling buzzwords that define leadership. Their speeches reflect agendas that shape the future of a billion-plus every 5 years! Kabristan. Samshaan. Chullu bhar paani. Gadha. Sanskari bal*atkaari. Aatankvaadi. Ghar wapsi. Behenji Ki Sampati. Mr Negative Dalit Man. Pakistani agent. AK-49. Velocity of Mars. Maut Ka Saudagar. And so much more that even big data appears small. Sentry to Mantri. Mantri to Mukhya Mantri. Mukhya Mantri to Pradhan Mantri. What does it take to be a leader? Orator? Over-rater? Undertaker? Yes?! Oh no! Haha! #AbKiBaarGarmiHaiYaar