Moody opened his makeshift electoral branch near my house recently. It is next to Rahul’s makeshift branch, which is opposite Uddhav’s makeshift branch next to Sharad’s makeshift branch, which is below Raj’s makeshift branch. Midst so many branches, I am wondering where the roots lie. That said, what’s common for all branches are the cars parked outside: Rover, BMW, Audi, Fortuner, Lexus, Mercedes-Benz, et al. Some parked in the middle of the road, a few on the footpath (wher...ever it exists) and the remaining in a no-parking zone. In fact, a few appear to have been bought post-08 November 2016 from the dealer who set up shop right next to the ATM that is miraculously open 24X7 without any cash! What’s more, a glance at the poster boys and girls outside each of the makeshift branches, and your heart sobs; gold, jewellery, sunglasses, diamond bracelets and a thick bush moustache, wherever applicable. Anyway, why do people bathe with raincoats ON? Leakage? Seepage? Old age? Huh? #BrihanMumbaiMahanagarKhaliKa