Questions that leave me scrambling for a baton. Haha! On a Sunday afternoon: holiday, today? In a social gathering even after marking my presence for more than 30 minutes: came alone? Why? Is everything okay? During lunch in the office cafeteria: having lunch? And another: Eating? Good. With my bag at the office exit door in the evening: Going? And another: Going Home? So soon? Half-day? Seeing me in a formal outfit in the building parking area: going to the gym? Seeing me ou...tside the department store with bags of grocery: shopping? Or another: Where are you going? In a crowded train compartment: very crowded, no? And one which has all ingredients of multiple questions and answers in the same statement: when did you come? Just came? So early? How did you come? By car? Did you get traffic? Where did you park your car? Good you came. Sigh! Yaar, bade sach hi keh gaye hain: intelligent sawaal or Artificial Intelligence ka koi Quotient nahin hota!