An appeal: for all those having scheduled a visit to the headquarters of an ISO-certified and renowned 100-billion dollar coup in South Bombay, please check their security retards, stop and reconsider your decision. However, if it’s still necessary, then it is advised to reschedule your visit to another date and time. In the interim, please workout to develop VISIBLE 35-inch biceps, 50-inch quadriceps and 48-inch triceps, and ensure to know all street intercepts. The minimum chest size should be 56-inches, atleast. Be aggressive and don’t follow the Gandhian ideology of “ek gaal, doosra laal”. There’s World War III raging in their board room, lobby, WC, reception and the street, including Dalal Street. By the way, whosoever suggested a Bharat Ratna for Ratan, should get a chaata; Mistry Dhoi style!