Mum bhai, socho if a "pramukh senapati" of a local Sena was kept under detention for 3.33 seconds? Of course, that’s an impossible scenario in our city in backdrop of the 56-inch chest; phir bhi, socho. Hai na, solid tension? Offices, including Bombay House, would abandon work half-day, mutually agreeing to reschedule their battles to a later date. Buses and cars would burn at every turn. Empty local trains would resemble the Orient Express. Cops would disburse crowds that reimburse them. ADHM would chant Shivaay. Groceries would be locked and stocked in barrels. Normal message and calling rates would apply. In a rare gesture, city roads would be empty and Homes would be full. Doodhwala wouldn’t come Home; paperwala would stay at Home. More games would be played in building compounds than in office boardrooms. Aur hamari Dilli mein abhi bhi, One Rank One Pension. When RaGa proposed, NaMo disposed; now, NaMo will propose, and RaGa will oppose. Tooth-and-nail. Jantar-banter.