Lessons learnt. Celebrities, industrialists, politicians, babus and the rich get clicked only outside airports; they don’t clicked inside banks while exchanging 500 and 1000-rupee notes. Perhaps, they only deal in dollars and Brexit. It is important to attend lectures in college; especially, lectures in Economics. Else, it is thoroughly impossible to understand the “Dhan Ki Baat” lecture of a Prime Minister. Money is of 2 types: black and white. White is owned by some, black is owned by one. Everyone else in-between exchanges “chillar”. 15-lakh rupees from Switzerland do not walk-in to a middle-class savings account; smaller amounts are debited at a national level, and credited at an invisibly irrational level. There’s heaven, tax-haven and Switzerland. Bank of Panama offers better interest rates than Bank of Punjab. Sharad is naturally corrupt during an election, and a legend post-election; that’s the Pawar Subroto Mallya has. Gandhi always smiles his way to the bank: both, in original and in duplicate. And finally, life isn’t always fair; as a law-abiding citizen, you need to pay penalty for someone else’s greed and undoing: bole toh, Bhare Koi, Bhare Sab Koi.