Uncle, normal people in Bombay who don't appear on page 3 nor eat at fancy restaurants 6-days-a-week, managed to travel to work today. You need not salute their spirit, Uncle. You know, they need to bring dinner to the table for their families? Many millions work 7-days-a-week. Slog. Slog. Slog. They need to sponsor you, your cronies and all your luxuries, allowances and perks in return for a 365-day interrupted session of the Indian Parliament. Additionally, they need to pay fees, taxes, maintenance, conveyance and bills. Come on Uncle, how can you threaten China and Pakistan, flex your muscles at them and flaunt a sagging chest, when you are barely able to stop the rampage of local goons in India's financial capital despite imposition of Section 144? Kim Jong-Un claims to keep a nuke button on his desk. So does Donaldbhai Trump. Whatdya got? Show me what you got? You, too, got some button? Wait, is that butt, on? Haha! Uncle?! #BandhKarBakwaas #ConnedGressBhiJP #DalitOutsideTheLalit #IndiaNeedsATimeMachine