Always remain grounded, you know, always. After all, when you are a Defence Minister aiming for the skies clad in full IAF gear and vying for a record for flying a Sukhoi-30 fighter jet in the sky, some 60,000-feet below, about 1000-kms from Ahmedabad where Benjamin bhai from Israel is busy flying kites with Narendrabhai, a neighbour called China occupies North Doklam with armoured vehicles. Kamaal hai yaar, inside the Indian border, local goons aren't scared of the 56-inch vest while vandalising cinema halls and damaging public property during "bandh" or to protest the arrest of some "Baba"; outside the Indian border too, the Mallyabhai, the Nawazbhai, the Xi bhai, the Trump bhai, the Dawood bhai and all other Bhais aren't afraid! Toh saala darta kaun hai? Anyway, ek baat toh hai, the Sukhoi-30 flyer, the first woman Defence Minister to fly the fighter jet, will surely do something for safety of Indian women, especially those in Haryana where six cases of rap*s have been reported in the last 7 days! Maybe she will take everyone for a ride like her boss? Hope she remembers to land the fighter jet, though! Haha! #AbKiBaarTodteHainYaar #BetiKaiseBachaoBhaleKitnaHeeChillao #PadmaVaatLagGayi #HereLetMeFlyAPlaneAndCreateARecord #AutoPilotMode