To all those who plan to watch the original movie "Padmavati", or the censored version "Padmavat", please use the "safe" option on social media. Mark yourselves "safe" enroute to the cinema hall, if you reach the cinema hall, when you reach the cinema hall, outside the cinema hall, inside the cinema hall, on the seat, while standing for the national anthem if it is played, during intermission, and towards "The End" if the movie is still being allowed to be telecast on the screen in one piece. Remember, the I&B Minister is eerily quiet, and the Prime Minister is in Davos with 32 chefs from the Taj Group selling India as a radioactive destination. Aise mein, your safety is in your own hands. Me? I will watch the Dilli-wali Republic Day Parade on TV sipping chai and munching pakodas! Haha! #BalconyAurStall #HalfTicket #StartSePehleHiSilverJubilee #DeepikaFaduKaun