*She* is Deepika Padukone, *He* is a model, *That* is an advertisement for Coca Cola, and *They* are on TV. Hence, contrary to raging calls for women safety, she can afford to dance in a stuck elevator with a stranger while sipping Cola, click a selfie with him and get paid in crores. The Coke is not laced with sedatives either. But that’s a Pepsicide story with disclaimers. In my real world, an elevator is called lift that doesn’t stock Coke, nor does it get stuck with Deepika Padukone for company, let alone offer me a rare opportunity to click one selfie with her. Then? In my real world, my daily tryst with the building lift includes frantically pressing the bell button and shouting out loud, “Arre yaar, zara lift ka darwaza bandh karo!” Haha! #LiftKaraDe #DeepikaKaDoKhokhaCola