Janaab, O No! You have been proven guilty in the Panama papers case! Nawaz: No problem, nothing happened to Amitabh Bachchan in the same case. Diplomat: Sir, but he is Amitabh Bachchan. All his Juhu bungalows give out "Khushbu Gujarat Ki". Hence, he went scot free! Moreover, he lives in India, the world's largest democracy where jail is imaginary, bail is real and convicts are free to fly to London and never return like Mallya! Nawaz: But India is Pakistan's big brother? Sunny Deol screamed this sentence in one of his movies. Diplomat: Sir? Nawaz: don't worry, I won't go to London like Mallya and Musharraf. I will go to Italy! Diplomat: Sir, there's something intriguing about Italy. Nawaz: Why? What? Diplomat: look at Rahul; he tries making Indian Rotis, yet ends up baking Italian pizzas instead! #PanamaWafers #MujheBailChahiye