What's fast: the speed of Salman's Toyota Landcruiser on a Bandra pavement, or the price of tomatoes and leafy vegetables inside the store? Sounds big bizarre, though, when tomatoes are selling at 100-rupees a kilo, how can my neighbour's pretty daughter expect my cheeks to turn red every time our eyes meet?! Kya din aa gaye hain yaar; even sleepless nights cause my eyes to turn pale yellow instead of blood red! Sigh! #AbKiBaarLaalPilaHaiYaar