Lord Shiva: why didn’t you pay obeisance to Nandi the bull outside my sanctum today? Me: Er, sorry Lord, an ordinance on the bull was passed today. Lord Shiva: What ordinance? That was for Chennai, you’re in Thane; isn’t there a difference between Marina Beach and Juhu Beach?! Me: Sorry Lord. Though, even Moody with a 56-inch chest seemed confused whether he should bull or pull. By the way, Lord, I’ve heard you own a sprawling estate called Somnath in his erstwhile kingdom? And an even more legendary estate called Kashi Vishwanath in his current constituency, Benares? Lord Shiva: yes, I do, and they need to be cleaned thoroughly, of corruption and queues. But then, how could you forget Nandi the bull? Me: Very sorry, Lord. Do you support the cruelty-laden Jallikattu? I mean, earthly Gods like Kamal and Rajni do. Lord Shiva: hmm, hordes of bulls have asked me the same question. Me: Lord, er, what offends you the most: bulls eye or bulls hit? Huh? #NandiTheGul