It is heartening that there’s someone in this world who treats all machines, humans and animals alike. He has been there, done that, yet, gives full credit to machines for driving themselves on a pavement, credit to an imaginary driver for driving in the graveyard shift, and credit to a black buck who possesses miraculous ability to die of natural causes despite being shot at! Yes, miracles happen; inside Indian courtrooms. Of course, he discredits all witnesses; but then, isn’t he Being Human? By the way, a sequel is coming up: Tiger Zinda Hai. Just, don’t tell him where. By law, and Black Buck? Woh demonetize kar diya Narendra bhai ne; remember 2014 when they flew kites doing buck-buck? Huh? Over black buck?! #BajrangiKhaijaan