O Lord, I have a bucket list. I fill buckets of all sizes from 8 am to 10 am in the morning, and between 8 pm to 10 pm in the evening, Golden Hours when we receive water supply every summer season in Thane, the city of 36 lakes! This is the improved frequency of supply after 8 elections and 24 manifestos! Are you listening, God? I sincerely hope you do, since the demigods on Earth are busy creating alternate Universes, post-elections. Speaking of heaven God, there’s truly something fishy in the air these days, and it’s not air pollution. From America to India, *air travel* seems to have become a sole slipper-and-drag business where everyone hits and/or drags everyone else inside and outside the plane, and on the runway! Now, can’t the high-fliers display class even if they lack substance?! Kamaal hai yaar, phir hhi some people think that the slipper-and-drag duels are solely confined to the supremely crowded and scare conditioned environs of the 2^nd class compartment in the 7.47 pm Virar fast?! #GaikwadKiChappal #UnitedScareLines #JaaniShowMePaani