Given the fact that that Mallya is more evasive than the Indian Kohinoor, and since his defaulter payments relate to an airline, only two breeds of aviation experts can bring him back to India: the Kingfisher calendar hostess in a debt-ridden and highly modest gown, or Sena’s guarantee-terror-Gaikwad who reaches out for his slippers to make another man’s face pure mud-brown, never backs down even as the law can merely frown, and manages to get unlimited business class seats on Air India from one town-to-downtown! By the way, how does Mallya spell the word “jail”? B.A.I.L. Haha! #TuJaantaNahinMainConHoon