Nawaz: Bajwa Saab, heard you’re going to hang an Indian naval officer? Bajwa: Nawaz miyaan, he is a RAW spy, no? Nawaz: Ah yes, we must maintain our stance that he is a spy caught in Balochistan. But tell me, where is Balochistan? I’ve heard a lot about Hindustan, Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan and even about Pakistan; but, where the hell is Balochistan?! Bajwa: hell, what?! You don’t know where is Balochistan? What kind of a PM are you?! Nawaz (fearing coup): lame duck PM? Er sorry, will Xi Jinping support us? Bajwa: Obviously, we discussed the naval officer case over dinner comprising Indian Fried Rice and Chinese Manchurian. In fact, I will soon stake our claim for the UN Security Council. Hell yeah, once onboard we will also invite Kim of North Korea! Nawaz: Wow! BTW, I’ve started working out. Last measured, my chest size is 56.01 inches, meaning it is .01 inches bigger than Modi! Bajwa: Really? Eat beef? Nawaz: Nah, banned by Modi, remember? Only brief. #CookingUpRAWAgent #SpyWhere