Why name a squad anti-Romeo when there’s nothing Hindu about Romeo? How and where, in Bhagvan Ram’s name of Ayodhya fame, did Yogi hear about Romeo? Did he read Romeo-Juliet? Samson-Delilah? Sohni-Mahiwal? Anti-romeo squads would mean youngsters in UP won’t be able to fall in love, literally? Laterally? Vertically? Horizontally? In which case, they’ll have to travel to Bombay via Gorakhpur? How will Uddhav react to the arrival of UP’ites in Bombay? And, will Yogi be booked by the squad for derogatory statements he made against women in the past? Anyway, what’s in a name, asked the Bard, long before he saw the Yogi’s gun-wielding SPG guard! Haha! #MillsAndGoons