I built this. I am building that. I own this. I own that. I bought this. I bought that. I can afford anything. I know everything. I did this for him. I helped him. I recommended him. I promoted him. I do charity. I donated. I am the reason. I, this. I, that. Sahi hai yaar, sahi bole Gandhi Bapu about that I for an I. Par, yeh I ke namoone kahaan se aaye? Kya short-sighted hain yaar, jo sirf I ka hi chashmah lagaaye?