Hey Dipa, why are you returning the BMW gifted by “Bharat Durghatna” who parks more cars than he drives? And, Agartala is backward? Huh, really? I mean, just look at Dilli and Bambai. Jumbo jets fitted with *Rolls-Royce* engines hover in the skies for hours just waiting for a signal to land. German, Italian, American, Japanese, Korean and boring Indian cars with extravagant cc engines lag behind rickshaw and “saikil” during peak and non-peak hours. Every time one car wants to move a metre forward, 8 cars have to move 6-metres backward; please calculate the forward-to-backward ratio yourself. By the way, do they drive on footpaths in Agartala? Are there chinkaras, too? No? Good. I asked, because jo toofani hote hain, unhe chahiye hamdardi ka tonic, chinkara!