Age: 38 years. Daily working: 11 hours. Daily traveling: 4 hours. Daily sleep at Home: 5 hours. Aggregate hours of sleep in the 8.43 am CST fast and 7.43 pm Thane slow: 2 hours. Adept at sleeping in all positions: standing, lying down, leaning, being leaned upon and wanting to lean upon. Exercise: daily, cut-to-size. Daily meal: Thank God. Wake-up hours: erratic. Sleeping time: sporadic. Precious assets owned: fan, fridge, TV, photoframes, sofa, mobile and furniture; mere paas Maa bhi hai. Frequency of taxes paid: daily. Product wish-list: affordable dal-chawal-roti-sabzi and a makaan without leakage. Favorite shopping destination: can’t say, it's a Big Bizarre. Commuting records created every day: crossing 16 platforms, changing 4 buses, 3 trains, and battling 5,000 people each time while boarding and alighting a train. Annual sick leave: boss thinks, one. Paid leave: gone. Kya yaar, itna struggle, phir bhi mujhe koi legend nahin bolta?! Modiji? Rahulji? Manmohanji? Kejriji? Bolo ji? Aap sab legends milein hue hain ji? Ain ji?