Nawaz isn’t Sharif. Raheel wants Nawaz. He wants Kashmir, too. Xi wants Raheel and Nawaz. Obama wants them, too. Xi builds a pipeline for them to pass through India. Obama takes the aerial route and gifts them dollars, aeroplanes and drones. Xi and Obama: them, clones. Happy with Obama’s barracks and Jinping’s ping-pong, Nawaz and Raheel develop a network of terror, load it with idealistic error and make it so complex, that it becomes difficult to say who’s the bearer. Bole toh, unki nazar hai buri, hence they attacked Uri. It’s time India wielded a “Chhuri” and fried them like garma-garam puri! Angry kya? Grab their knickers!