Hey Cauvery, how’s the flow in Jhelum, Chenab and Indus? Heard "paani" is also under the ambit of treaties these days? Is Ganga, Brahmaputra? Ya Muna? So, how do they measure and divide litres and cusecs among different sects? And, whose side are you on: Bangalore, Madras, Islamabad or Dilli? Which divide is better: State-level or country-level? Heard of “ullu, bhar paani”? They say that a lot in Bombay during summers. By the Bay, did you watch Ram Teri Ganga Maili? At Haridwar. And Varanasi. Starring the wet-and-wild Mandakini; not the river, naughty! And a famous punchline, “main nahaya nahin hoon, (isi liye) Maa Ganga ne mujhe dhulvaya hai!”