Children, as per a new syllabus devised on either side of State borders, water is a highly combustible substance that can cause fire when one State’s desire evokes another State’s ire. The situation is dire. Who is a liar? The answer is known only to the big Sire. But then, where did the river originate many centuries prior? And then, why to burn a bus and its tire? What do they think, riots and arson result in the water being transferred wire? Can’t those who incite in their well-toned attire remember that they’re well past the date of expire, and on the verge of retire? But child, you don’t perspire, such lessons will always be there to learn as you grow higher. Bole toh, while the situation appears scary, don’t be so teary-weary. The river’s not Ganga or Yamuna, yet; it’s only Cauvery.