Geographically speaking, the radius, width, circumference, diameter, centimeter, perimeter and depth of a crater on SV Road, JVLR, SCLR, Airport road, Hill Road and Ghodbunder Road, is disproportionately vast than craters found on other planets, including, 7 Race Course Road, 24 Akbar Road, 10 Janpath Road and those hills that offer free chills, including Raisina in Delhi and Malabar in Cuffe Parade. Of course, the annual appearance, architecture, creation, expansion and maintenance of these craters remains a mystery. The layman in me estimates their water storage capacity to range from 1-100 litres. By the way, why did a monk sell his Ferrari? Simple, because he couldn’t drive on a road less levelled :-) :-)