Move over Smriti of Modi's degrees, where did Sallu's lawyers study? Which syllabus did they refer to? Who attended college? They? Or their driver? What do they think, will "black bucks" return to India? Where was the bakery? Jodhpur? And the black buck? Bandra? In which case, Lallu was flying a kite in Gujarat? With whom? Er, ok, got it. Was the black buck drunk when it testified? How many hours did Lallu take to digest the black buck? Which car does Lallu's driver like the most: a black Buick or Landcruiser? Now that Lallu is acquitted for black bucks, will Mallya return to India? With Modi? Lalit, I meant. And, who fought the case for the deceased? Sibal? Bhujbal? Or was it someone really Durbal?