Messi exits because he believes in the spirit of "tyaago" and is simply Fantastico. Raghu will exit because he is Rajan, not Swamy. Britain mulls exit because unke paas Mallya hai. None will ever exit the BCCI nor the Indian Parliament. Of course, tomatoes and all other veggies have exited my plate, and dal-roti is likely to follow suit. I look to conquer my hunger pangs with Yoga. Among other updates, I eagerly look forward to Monday, 11 July, when one crore Government employees will celebrate an extended weekend nestled in rain-soaked mountains or sipping chai-paani at Home. After all, who gets infinite leaves, free lunch and transportation, ultra-flexi timings, a 24% hike in salary and a strike from work?! By the way, what’s their collective CTC (Cost-to-Country)? And then, who is more expensive? Mehengi tarkaari? Or Mehenga sarkaari?