Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Yo man, I am extremely health-conscious. I sleep for 12-hours, snooze for another 2, always take the elevator to the ground floor from the 1st floor, run on the treadmill for 20 minutes, exercise with air-conditioners ON, drive 500 meters to fetch milk and groceries after paying GST, and help my Mother daily in her relentless and unending household chores by filling one glass of water during lunch and dinner. How is it then that Mummy looks 70-going-on-17, while I look 38-grown-to-83, huh?! By the way, never judge a man’s achievements by his frequent flyer membership; it might all be company-sponsored! Uff!

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