Trump: Xi, please ask your ally Kim Jon-Un to exercise restraint. I have been unable to exercise for the last few days. Xi: Donald you, too, exercise restraint; he is a kid, after all? Trump: he is a belligerent kid who does not realize that there will be “fire and fury” like the world has never seen before. Xi: Are you threatening me by chance? Trump: Er no, that statement was for Twitter, mate. Am sure, you’re on my side? Xi: ah yes, I was a little busy with Bhutan, India and Doklam. However, now that there’s a regime change in Pakistan, I have asked the incumbent Prime Minister there to keep the Indians busy, like always. Trump: count on me for supplying weapons to your friend in Pakistan. We might have stopped payments to them for the time-being, but then there’s always a post-dated cheque, ya mate? #Politricks #UnitedStatesOffNorthKorea