Howdy, Ganpati? It’s already been a year since we last met? Or, wait; we bumped into one another when I visited your headquarters at Siddhivinayak, Dadar, on several occasions, and the experience each time was amazing. How do you manage to answer to such a huge crowd of growing devotees, each with a wishlist of their own? You cover vast geographies, erase long histories and clear deep mysteries, just like that? O yes, Lord Krishna visited recently; we celebrated his birthday. You must have received a download about happenings on your creation that you set up under a joint venture with all other Gods cutting across religious lines? You are “vignaharta”. Hence, the 10-day celebration should be sufficient for you to clear all the mess? Could you try? Remember, when you’re gone after 10 days, you will have to share your experience with Mummy; “Adi Shakti”? Her 9-day itinerary is finalized for September. I tell ya Ganpati, women and children are not safe, and She isn’t happy. Please do na, something: Ganpati Bappa, More Ya? #GodsAndKings #FaithHeals