Kids: Happy birthday Lord Krishna. Heaven is so much better than the general ward of a Gorakhpur hospital. But we were too young to die? How will our parents cope up? Will they still vote for the Monk Who Became Yogi? God: Welcome children! 63 of you, right? Hmm, don’t worry, I will give strength to your parents. Strange things are happening with my creation, though. There’s a Monk Who Became Yogi, Bahu who became Smriti, Babul who became Supriyo Minister and Donald who became Trump. Kids: But God, we could have been saved? For many of us, it was our 1^st Independence Day. God: Of course, you would have survived if you were a Rajya Sabha seat in Gujarat, Amethi or Goa. Here, let me make good your loss of being unable to witness India’s Independence Day; meet the Freedom Fighters of India. The original legends. Kids: Thank you, Lord, though, there would have been a better way for us to die? And, we couldn’t even get a glimpse of the country we were born in. God: Don’t worry, children; you didn’t miss anything. As for a better way to die, well, honestly, the supply of oxygen is real hard to come by in a country that thrives on carbon dioxide. Er, though, even I am unable to get an account of the bills paid for world's oxygen 😊😊 #HonestyIsTheBestFallacy #ThankGodThereIsGod