Yes Minister, no amount of advertising will help garner Indian tourist traffic into the UK, unless you promote your country as a land of Vijay Sahara and Subroto Mallya. They both flew planes with elan, before grounding them with a plan. Anyway, when Vijay was in India, Kingfisher shut down. Now, when he is in UK, Tata Steel is shutting down. I wonder, what’s this Mistry behind Mallya Being Cyrus? Has it got to do something with Kriisis 3? I mean, Hrithik the plaintiff, Kangana the defendant and Pope the pontiff. Who is more Roshan? Modi’s Jaadu? Kejriwal’s Jhaadu?