So, while both Houses of Parliament were busy indulging in Kyon Ki and Kya, a Rajya Sabha MP (!) took a leaf off his Kingfisher calendar, used his Visa power, booked his flight tickets, exited the gates of his grand villa under cover of massive police security (kya irony hai yaar!), stepped into his car to be driven to the airport, enroute passed through banks that lent him thousands of crores, onto Vittal Mallya Road in UB Spirits, reached the airport, entered the terminal, cleared security and immigration, boarded a business class flight and landed at Heathrow. Dawood? Azhar? Mallya? IPL’s Lal-hit? Kala hit? Now, whom will India import first? Huh?!