Gujarat, did you eat lunch today? Just asking, you know, since India's Parliamentary panel is busy reviewing a movie, and the Prime Minister and the leader of opposition are either busy welcoming Ivanka Trump, giving speeches about Indian women leading from the front (really?!, Haha!) or campaigning for elections and addressing 5 election rallies per day after signing a non-Hindu register in Saurashtra's Somnath temple. In the meanwhile, I just came back from the sabzi market where tomatoes are selling at 60-rupees-a-kilo and prices of other vegetables are vying for a position in the Spectacular World of Guinness Records. Of course, I am a layman who doesn't understand Economics; so, are the astronomical prices owing to North Korea testing a missile capable of hitting United States? Or is it owing to the royal coup in Saudi Arabia? Or, is the occasional price rise owing to some "technical reason"?! Haha! #AbKiBaarEkBaarKhanaKhaYaar #TamatarKiKasamMainAlooHiKhaoonga #UncleAbJaanLogeKya