Happy Dhanteras. May your honest and hard-earned wealth swell 16000 times, and all the original notes in your possession, including 500 and 2000, remain white, monetized and in-circulation. May Lord Kuber take cognizance of small toddlers and children dying due to lack of oxygen cylinders and Aadhar card, and ask Lord Yamraaj to update the latter's list with eligible candidates for whom age is no bar to fight elections. May Maa Saraswati grant mental health to the severely impoverished minds of powers-that-be to give up being such comics, do some Economics and think beyond Taj Mahal's history, grand statues, "vanshvaad", "vikasvaad" and brainless "vaad-vivaad". #SatbuddhiDenaBhagwaan #MoralsAndSciences