Date: 03^rd October 2017. Day: Tuesday. Time: 4.15 pm. My location: ground floor. Vijay Mallya’s location: in the courtroom, pronounced arrested. Time: 4.17 pm. My location: 2^nd floor. Vijay Mallya’s location: in his convoy of 8 SUVs heading Home. Time: 4.22 pm. My location: checking grocery bill. Vijay Mallya’s location: his mansion in London checking *dates* for the next Kingfisher calendar shoot. The timings mentioned above are local and situational, the views expressed here are personal and are not meant to endorse any celebrity, including Mr.Mallya or myself. For those who feel good times have arrived, congratulations! For those who feel good times are yet to arrive, please take a look at the Kingfisher calendar #AbKiBaarToduSarkaar #HailTheQueenTheBailCameQuickAndClean