I saw an Unidentified Flying Object hovering above Thane skies today. It wasn’t Trump’s Airforce One. I think it was Mangalyaan that mistook the deep craters in Thane for Mars. After all, just 2 days of rain has created such deep holes, they can accommodate 10-storey poles. Think man-made marvels of modern engineering, taxpayers’ money and contract doles. In any case, I still consider traveling on potholed roads a lesser pain in backdrop of senior citizens being beaten up by the likes of Gaikwad on a plane, and teenagers being lynched inside a train. Hope is not lost, though: to stop train pull chain, if lucky you *might* remain, if unlucky you will be slain! #ChainKuliKiMainKuli #MassHoles #MeraDeshBadlaLeRahaHai